December 2011
Getting deep dark secrets just because you happen to be sober.
Didn’t even wanna kno
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
-not that i hate fb, just all these bs new years bs. I had no idea it was a new year, i'm glad you had no challenges this year, now go home.
Bought a Betsey Johnson dress a few weeks ago because the store had a ridiculous sale.The dress has 2012 in the pattern. Winning
its 5am. fuck
Went to the dead sea scroll traveling exhibition today and was able to witness the sheer hilariousness of people.
After the introduction speech about how the scrolls were found we were brought into a room with the actual vases they were found in, and after a speech was given, some middle aged angry house wife proceeded to nastily berate the poor intro girl about how the vases were...
when you gotta break in some new shoes, but instead they break your feet.
TROLL SHOES
me: (bought the smallest and tightest mini skirt i have ever bought in all my 19 years)
mom: looks like a rubber band, but it's an adorable rubber band!
that moment when multiple people admit to stalking you or that someone waits for you to update something you never thought anyone bothered with.
not as anonymoose as i thought. but cool
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
1broadwaygeek:
thefunniestpost:
